About Me

 

I'm Goblin, a 30-something gendergelatinous beastie from the UK with the kind of autism that bestowed a special interest in 'sex, sexuality, kink, and sex toys'

 This is my den where that particular hyperfixation gets to go brrrrrr with impunity. Talking about sex is fun! Talking about kink is fun! Writing erotica is fun! I'm deeply of the opinion we should love the things we love shamelessly and embrace whatever makes our heart feel sparkly. 

 

...And after a long time not letting myself do that (listen, it's easy to internalise a taboo), I decided it was time to build a lair to go goblin in. 

I've technically been collecting sex toys since 2010, although those were the humble days of battery-powered bullet vibes and very little knowledge on my part of safe materials or the distinction between 'rumbly' and 'buzzy'. My knowledge and collection have since grown! I love hunting for toys with novel conceits, unique sensations, and that are otherwise weird and wonderful. Also I like it if they're pretty. :)

 I will also sometimes be posting art! I am a freelance illustrator by both day and night (my collection is made possible by my beloved regulars). I entertain a vision of doing illustrations for my reviews, but we'll see!

Recently, I've been getting into rope bondage and self-tying, so I'll probably post pictures now and again. 

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Reviewer Preference Contexts:

I'm a generally sapphic* nonbinary person with a vulva and no bottom growth. For silicone insertables used vaginally, I have a preference for 00-30/00-31 NC firmnesses and softer. My preferred length of insertable is 6 inches or below (exceptions apply) and my preferred girth range is 1-2in diameter. (I've managed up to 2.4in, but that was a very literal stretch.)

I do not yet have preferred stats for toys used anally, not because I don't like anal play (I Absolutely Do) but because I've not tried anything larger than - or other than - the one specific toy I use for anal currently.

 I can be iffy on heavy texture, because I find heavily textured internal toys can be painful for me in use. It's very case-by-case! Perfectly smooth toys do not interest me vaginally, though. 

I am a big fan of grinding toys, suction toys, and external stimulation. I prefer broad over pinpoint stimulation, with exceptions. I very much experience Phantom Dick on occasion when horny and love toys that enable playing into this mental shapeshifting.

When it comes to impact toys, thuddy > stingy by a massive degree!! 

(*it's complicated, but the point is that my general alignment is sapphic in nature. and, so it's explicitly stated: trans women and transfeminine nonbinary folk are enthusiastically included in said sapphicness.) 

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